Prologue:

What it takes to be a Slytherin!

I'm sure by now you have read about all the other houses and why they think they are the best and blah, blah, blah. Well, I just have one thing to say about that. Poppycock! (To put it nicely.)

What other house has the right to claim that they the best than the very one whose sole purpose is to be just that: numero uno! That's right my friends, the one and only Slytherin House.

Alright, so maybe we've had to lower our standards a bit. After all, there aren't too many pureblood families left in the world, are there? But that doesn't change the fact that we are the most cunning, resourceful bunch around.

So if you just want to be nice, make friends, and have fun, then don't turn that page. However, if you have real goals and ambitions this is the place for you!

Welcome to House Slytherin!